A MEME.


Rules:
1) Post the rules dummy
2) Be truthful or a cow will eat you
3) Go wild with the fact that you'll be doing the bestest meme eber (not really)

PAST:
Past:
1)Ok let’s get cracking! What is your greatest memory as a kid?
uuum i don't remember things...
2)Ah that seems very greatest memory… worthy. Worst?
see above
3)Ooh that sounds horrible! What are you embarrassed about your former self?
well um in elementary school i was embarassed to be myself
4)Geez! Now I know why you’re the way you are! In grade school were you well liked?
Yep
5)I would be too if I were you and you were me… Did you ever learn how to ride a bike?
yea once i was going down the driveway without training wheels and since we live on a busy street i omost died
6)Really?! Well with your hand eye coordination that doesn’t surprise me. Were you a daredevil?
I wanted to be but no
7)Wow that’s a shocker! Were you a picky eater?
Yeah i guess
8)Same here! Wow we sure have a lot in common, eh. What was your most prized possession?
cowy the cow hes purple
9)That’s weird. What did you look like?
blonde hair started logn with bangs then i grew my bangs out got my hair cut yeah
10)DAWWWWWWW. What did you fear?
The dark DX

Present:
1)How old are you?
I"M ELEVEN HUNDRED YEARS OLD JUST GIMME A BEER
2)BAGEEZUZ. YOU’RE OLD. Did you do anything bad recently?
fuck yeah idk what but im just so badass i know i did
3)Tsk. NAUGHTY. Or… if you did nothing bad… GOOD. Are you a rebel?
uum suuuure
4)Hmm, I took you to be the opposite. Ever had a life death experience?
I cracked my head open and my heart was beating to fast
5)O_O Scary! What is your favorite animal?
Idk
6)Yeah that’s a very interesting animal. I can see why you luff it so much. What is one thing you would change about yourself?
better actress prolly or something along those lines
7)Ahhh. Yeah if I were you that’d be my first choice too. How tall are you?
IDK
8)Goodness. Don’t worry I’m sure you’ll get taller. What’s your favorite word?
fuck jkjk idk
9)Yes I know it was a weird question. If you could be any where right now where would you be?
back on the cruise ship but with free wifi
10)Fascinating. What would you do if you saw your idol/your favorite famous person walking on the street?
wait so how old are you now? and more importantly whos my idol/favorite famous person

Future:
1)What do you plan to be when you grow up?
a writer maybe an actress but you know that won't work out so a writer (i guess a teacher as a back up plan)
2)That rakes in cash. Do you want to go to collage?
not really but i will
3)Mhmmm. I see I see. What age do you hope to be married if you aspire to get married?
25/26, I guess.
4)That’s young! Any kids you want in your future?
At least one but idk babies are anoying i mean the formula tastes awful adn i have diaper peices all over the ground bc of the fog
5)Just be ready to pay for the babies diapers. So do you think you’ll live long?
I hope so... ;-;
6)Just eat healthily! Any bad habits you hope to overcome?
hmm biting my nails i guess
7)Ewww. How could you even have that habit? Do you think you’ll mature when you grow older?
I dear to god hope not
8)I don’t think you will. Where do you want to live?
I like it here though my friends are here or maybe LA that'd be fun or at least NY
9)OMEHGIIIII that’d be awesome. Where would you like to travel?
hmm asia or africa
10)Finally, do you think you’ll have a good life no matter what the outcome?
w/e
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